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I distinctly remember being woken up by my alarm

thinking “That’s such a pretty tune” and going back to sleep.

I’m such a disappointment to my semi-organised half.

pleatedjeans: mischief champion

pleatedjeans:

mischief champion

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  • Boy: Did it hurt
  • Girl: (sigh) did what hurt
  • Boy: Breaking through the earth's crust ascending from hell

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And then, with one sneeze, she exploded into a ball of hayfever and was gone.

mayuri12: A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

mayuri12:

A polar bear smells a seal under the ice. Unfortunately for the bear, the ice is too thick. (Planet Earth Live - BBC)

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I wonder if the girl from The Grudge ever does impressions at parties.

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