CASTING CALL FOR THE HOBBIT

yes-butno:

• MEN – under 5’4” (163cm)
• WOMEN – under 5” (155cm)
• BIG MEN – with character faces – 5’9 and over (175cm+) 
• MEN with LARGE biceps any height.
• WOMEN with character faces
• MEN & WOMEN – ELVES slim, athletic, 5’5” – 6’4” (165 – 203cm)

More info here :)

Too tall for a hobbit, to small for an elf. Story of my life…

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  1. andthenoutofnowhere reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    Too tall for a hobbit, to small for an elf. Story of my life…
  2. fatsuckingcandy reblogged this from lebruticus and added:
    LIVE IN NEW YORK
  3. junsylvia reblogged this from sabsypants and added:
    WHYYYYYYYYY AM I NOT IN NEW ZEALAND!!
  4. oteibilitz reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:
    D= *cryingnotfairthisshouldbeme*
  5. sabsypants reblogged this from yes-butno
  6. bellatrixnotswan reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:
    I always wish I lived in New Zealand
  7. sarrahhmonster reblogged this from penciltothetemple and added:
    BITCH I CAN BE AN ELF IF A WANT, don’t discriminate you hater.
  8. swimmerbrooke reblogged this from yes-butno
  9. execcex reblogged this from yes-butno
  10. citrusmalicious reblogged this from adriofthedead and added:
    this is the role I was born to do
  11. ismilebehindthecamera reblogged this from yes-butno
  12. carpediem-carpenoctem reblogged this from postapocalypsepunk and added:
    I don’t know if any of you live in NZ, BUT MAYBE YOU SHOULD.
  13. mattiaq reblogged this from yes-butno
  14. lakossita reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    … I’m too tall to be a Hobbit… Probably the first time I’m too TALL to be anything xD
  15. oak23 reblogged this from squidmama
  16. mydearfriendtoto reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    The downer is that you must currently be living in the Wellington area…
  17. sezzarucchi reblogged this from heythatsmyleg
  18. dadaspace-junk reblogged this from yes-butno
  19. penciltothetemple reblogged this from shrapnel-heart and added:
    HOW CAN 5’5” BE AN ELF? THAT WOULD BE THE TEENIEST OF ELVES.
  20. mmmmmcookies reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    WAIT WTF I’M 5’1” HOW AM I NOT SHORT ENOUGH???
  21. onlywolfbones reblogged this from yes-butno
  22. emilykarrot reblogged this from yes-butno and added:
    For the first time in my life I’m too tall for something….I’m 5’1”...too tall to be a...
  23. tolmekia reblogged this from adriofthedead
  24. i-remember-budapest-differently reblogged this from andiwillnotbebulliedbya and added:
    So I’d fit the bill, except I’m not in New Zealand I WANT TO BE IN THE HOBBIT DARN IT.
  25. kaleidoscopeyes reblogged this from divorcedreality and added:
    Does it count if I consider my facial expressions character faces?
  26. banan4nutmuffin reblogged this from yes-butno